The Arrest.

Wanted: little ginger haired boy. 2 ft. 6 inches tall. 24 lbs. Last seen in the foyer where he was told to ‘sit’ and ‘wait while mommy goes potty.’ The suspect tore down the barrier gate and escaped. He is being charged for trickery and general insubordination.

“I made it! I escaped that ‘mommy’ person again! I better hurry before she catches me. Up the stairs I go…..”

“OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!”

*enter big bad campus cop*

“Excuse me sir, you are under arrest.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.”

“Who, me?”

But you can’t be a police officer! You look like you’re 12 years old!”